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Glastonbury 2025
My 6th time at the greatest place on earth, and the reason to have hope in humanity. I went with a fantastic group of friends who I love and who love music and dancing and wringing every last drop of life out of the 5 days we’re allowed to be free.
The following are all quotes overheard somewhere in a field in Somerset…
The safest way is the tit. Oh no, my water baby. I’ll conform! I’ll take a brown one. Water is wet. I’ve got sympathetic accent syndrome. It’s my job to take the drugs; it’s his job to know where they are. I hope it’s a banana. I’ve just noticed his nipples. My jaw’s going but my eyes haven’t followed. I was doing every single guitar riff with my mouth. I’ve lost my shoe. I thought you asked me if I’d had a bolognese. We’re between the squids and the wizards. You can’t be excited for her, she’s dead. Do you like my box? It’s hairy.
What I Saw
🌟 = favourite performances
Wednesday
- 22:00 Glastonbury Opening Ceremony @ Pyramid Stage
Thursday
- 14:00 Gwenno @ Tree Stage, Woodsies
- 19:00 Joshua Idehen @ The Rum Shack, The Common 🌟
- 21:00 Elvana @ Sensation Seekers, Theatre & Circus
- 00:00 Dogshow @ Bimble Inn, Park
Friday
- 12:00 Supergrass @ Pyramid Stage
- 14:00 Fat Dog @ Woodsies 🌟
- 15:45 Wet Leg @ Other Stage
- 17:15 Franz Ferdinand @ Other Stage
- 18:15 Alanis Morissette @ Pyramid Stage
- 20:15 Biffy Clyro @ Pyramid Stage 🌟
- 22:15 Maribou State @ West Holts
- 00:15 Nish Kumar & James Acaster DJ @ Cabaret, Theatre & Circus
Saturday
- 14:00 Beabadoobee @ Other Stage
- 15:15 Weezer @ Other Stage
- 17:00 Amyl & The Sniffers @ Other Stage 🌟
- 18:15 Pulp @ Pyramid Stage 🌟
- 20:00 Raye @ Pyramid Stage 🌟
- 22:00 Neil Young & The Chrome Hearts @ Pyramid Stage
- 00:00 Four Tet @ Arcadia
- 01:00 Annie Mac b2b Jamz Supernova @ Arcadia
- 02:00 Groove Armada @ Arcadia
- 03:30 Blawan @ IICON, Block 9
Sunday
- 14:00 Cymande @ West Holts
- 15:00 Joy Crookes @ Other Stage
- 16:30 Turnstile @ Other Stage 🌟
- 17:30 Adult DVD @ BBC Introducing, Silver Hayes
- 18:30 St Vincent @ Woodsies 🌟
- 19:45 Wolf Alice @ Other Stage
- 21:45 The Prodigy @ Other Stage 🌟
- 23:15 Basil Brush @ Cabaret, Theatre & Circus
- 00:00 Coco Maria @ Mez Yard, The Common
- 02:00 Marc Rebillet @ Shangri-la
- 03:30 Snapped Ankles @ Shangri-la 🌟
Glastonbury - you’re hard work but you never disappoint.

Silver How
Behold! I have returned from a hike.

I was in the Lake District this weekend. My parents were there on holiday for the week, and my brother, sister-in-law, and six-month-old niece were also visiting. Savages assemble.
We’re all keen hikers, and it’s my brother’s mission to complete all the Wainwright peaks. This time, the target was Silver Howe.
Silver Howe is one of the smaller fells, standing at 395 metres, just above Grasmere and not far from Ambleside. It’s a gentle climb with a few steep bits, but mostly the path winds up and around through bracken and juniper bushes, with cracking views across to Helm Crag and over Grasmere Water.
Mum stayed behind to chill and read a book, while the rest of us (niece strapped to my brother) headed out and up. The day before had been all torrential rain and thunderstorms, but this morning was bright, warm, and hiker-friendly.
It’s not a big or difficult hike. A couple of steeper sections, but mostly the path ambled up and around. We passed sheep, a few other early risers heading down, and some friendly strangers who stopped to admire my niece’s heroic effort, which she ignored, of course, fast asleep.
It was also Father’s Day here in the UK, so doing this with my dad, and my brother who is now also, weirdly, a dad, felt especially nice.
After the walk, we met back up with Mum and did the only acceptable thing: a full, hearty, gravy-soaked, Yorkshire pudding–topped Sunday roast at the Waterhead.
Highly recommended.
Resistance Anywhere is Resistance Everywhere
The world’s elites are inextricably linked. Their fates are tied. A defeat for one is a defeat for all. If resistance can work somewhere, it can work everywhere. Knowing this, ruling classes across much of the world are committed to crushing and delegitimising the movement for Palestinian liberation. If the corrupt, authoritarian regimes that govern us permit our protest to move them, we might start to realise that organising works. They need us to believe that resistance is futile.
The tech billionaires, the finance bros, the oligarchs, the corrupt bureaucrats – each of their positions rests on our obedience. That’s what capitalism is: a system of entrenched, institutionalised hierarchy, based on the unflinching obedience of each rung to those above. Workers obey bosses. Citizens obey governments. Debtors obey creditors. Colonies obey empires. The strength of the ruling class anywhere rests on the strength of obedience everywhere.
Organise, Unite, Resist. Free us all.
Cultural Diet - May 2025
A run down of everything I’ve consumed this month. May was lovely. Sunshine! Wedding (not mine)! Birthday (mine)!
Yes, I turned 37 and I don’t understand how we got here so soon. But I did what everyone hurtling towards the grave does - I did my first parkrun and joined Mensa.
The Ballad of Wallis Island
I went to the cinema for my birthday to see The Ballad of Wallis Island, and what a treat it was.
I’ve adored Tim Key’s comedy for years. His live shows are works of genius, packed with surrealism and pathos. Whether it’s his radio shows, his appearances on Taskmaster, or his role as Sidekick Simon in Alan Partridge, Key has always brought a unique blend of wit and absurdity to everything he touches.
This film is no exception.
I deliberately avoided reviews and trailers beforehand, knowing he’d be teaming up again with his old comedy partner Tom Basden (who is also superb here). Basden’s music, which he wrote for the film, is also a perfect fit. Carey Mulligan fills out the third role with effortless Hollywood charm.
I won’t spoil the plot for you. You deserve to go in fresh. But rest assured: the jokes are constant and creative and I laughed all the way through. That said, this isn’t just a comedy, it has a gorgeous, tender heart beating at its core. The emotional moments are beautifully handled and, yes, I cried. I haven’t loved a film like this in years.
Go see it. Go see it. Go see it.
The Fifth Estate
Dave Rupert on his blog writes:
I don’t have the capital to start my own Fourth Estate university or newspaper. But I do have this blog. A minor stake in the Fifth Estate. But my blog plus your blog, mix in some RSS and the power of sharing interesting blogs and podcasts… we might make a dent.
The indie-web (or however you want to call it) can be a powerful antidote to the billionaire owned assets and propaganda tools. Is it enough? Will we be islands of humanity bobbing along the river of AI slop? Is it enough to change a world where we have looks around all of this, going on?
Yes or no the world keeps turning, computers keep running and we’re allowed to have our place to share thoughts and fears and pictures of cats.
The Anti-Trans Moral Panic: Britain’s Grotesque Obsession
Sean Morley, writing for Now Then Magazine:
Every major political party seems to be operating under the belief that Reform UK supporters have five votes each and everyone who doesn’t want to pneumatically press disabled people into an impacted cube is unable to fill out a ballot card. We live in the (disenfranchised back of) the imperial core. Here, bigotry is always on the menu. Every policy dogwhistles pied piperishly at sunburnt pink-faced pint goblins who would sink the Titanic with a nuclear warhead if they heard there was a refugee on board. The culture is scarred with ancient ley lines of intolerance and conservativism.
I am astonished by the UK media/politicians who are seemingly desperate to placate the view of people who essentially have the intelligence and disposition of a someone who was kicked in the head by a horse.
They really exist. They have always existed. Trans people, just like gay people and short people, are just one of the types of people any person can turn out to be. And just like the gays and the shorts, they cannot be legislated out of existence. The most you can do is fearmonger them into retreating from public life.
But there’s always hope. This small, angry little island isn’t completely full of small, angry little islanders (although I am 5ft 6).
Messages of solidarity have poured in nationwide from feminist academics, musicians, writers, the film and TV industry, archaeologists, historians and geographers. The trans advocacy group TransLucent are taking legal action against the EHRC for inadequately scrutinising the supreme court decision. The Good Law Project are launching a legal case against Equalities Minister Bridget Phillipson. People are clogging the inboxes of MPs and staffers to combat the excessive influence of a tiny handful. If you haven’t done so yet, there is guidance for writing to your MP here and to the Prime Minister’s office here.
A Sober 2025: March Update
After a dry Jan and an accidentally wet Feb, I got back to winning ways in March. 30/31 days without a drink, and that one time an almost unavoidable Stag/Hen party. It’s been a good month, and I’m feeling the benefits both in my head and in my wallet.
Looking at the whole year I’m 88/93 days without alcohol. Looking ahead to April there are one or two occasions where I might be tempted, but I can feel that 3 months in, my relationship with drinking has started to change. I’m no longer thinking about weekends and picturing the pub, I’m thinking about getting round to the things I put off because I knew I would be hungover.
Again, I realise it’s not a totally dry month but I’m really pleased with how it’s going and with how my life will look at the end of the year. Yes, it’s a little Fitter, Happier, More Productive but so far, true.