Glastonbury, 2025

Glastonbury - you're hard work but you never disappoint.

My 6th time at the greatest place on earth, and the reason to have hope in humanity. I went with a fantastic group of friends who I love and who love music and dancing and wringing every last drop of life out of the 5 days we're allowed to be free.

The following are all quotes overheard somewhere in a field in Somerset...

The safest way is the tit.
Oh no, my water baby.
I’ll conform!
I’ll take a brown one.
Water is wet.
I’ve got sympathetic accent syndrome.
I hope it’s a banana.
I’ve just noticed his nipples.
My jaw’s going but my eyes haven’t followed.
I was doing every single guitar riff with my mouth.
I’ve lost my shoe.
I thought you asked me if I’d had a bolognese.
We're between the squids and the wizards.
You can’t be excited for her, she’s dead.
Do you like my box? It’s hairy.

What I Saw

🌟 = favourite performances

Wednesday

22:00 Glastonbury Opening Ceremony @ Pyramid Stage

Thursday

14:00 Gwenno @ Tree Stage, Woodsies
19:00 Joshua Idehen @ The Rum Shack, The Common 🌟
21:00 Elvana @ Sensation Seekers, Theatre & Circus
00:00 Dogshow @ Bimble Inn, Park

Friday

12:00 Supergrass @ Pyramid Stage
14:00 Fat Dog @ Woodsies 🌟
15:45 Wet Leg @ Other Stage
17:15 Franz Ferdinand @ Other Stage
18:15 Alanis Morissette @ Pyramid Stage
20:15 Biffy Clyro @ Pyramid Stage 🌟
22:15 Maribou State @ West Holts
00:15 Nish Kumar & James Acaster DJ @ Cabaret, Theatre & Circus

Saturday

14:00 Beabadoobee @ Other Stage
15:15 Weezer @ Other Stage
17:00 Amyl & The Sniffers @ Other Stage 🌟
18:15 Pulp @ Pyramid Stage 🌟
20:00 Raye @ Pyramid Stage 🌟
22:00 Neil Young & The Chrome Hearts @ Pyramid Stage
00:00 Four Tet @ Arcadia
01:00 Annie Mac b2b Jamz Supernova @ Arcadia
02:00 Groove Armada @ Arcadia
03:30 Blawan @ IICON, Block 9

Sunday

14:00 Cymande @ West Holts
15:00 Joy Crookes @ Other Stage
16:30 Turnstile @ Other Stage 🌟
17:30 Adult DVD @ BBC Introducing, Silver Hayes
18:30 St Vincent @ Woodsies 🌟
19:45 Wolf Alice @ Other Stage
21:45 The Prodigy @ Other Stage 🌟
23:15 Basil Brush @ Cabaret, Theatre & Circus
00:00 Coco Maria @ Mez Yard, The Common
02:00 Marc Rebillet @ Shangri-la
03:30 Snapped Ankles @ Shangri-la 🌟

BY ORDER — DANIEL SAVAGE

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