MISSIVE No. 001
5 April 2026 — TO: ALL DEPARTMENTS

A welcome to this digital territory


Hello and welcome.

I am Daniel and this is my website.

I hope to use it to convey my thoughts and feelings to the world despite overwhelming evidence that straight British white men shouldn't be doing that. I'm sorry.

There are currently two departments in operation. The Department of Propaganda and the Department of Culture.

For the nerds: This site is built on Kirby CMS. I used Claude to help bring my idea of a faux gov.uk website (which as you'll see below is freely available on licence). All words are my own.

I don't imagine anyone will be reading this. But if you do - please say hello. The Office of the Prime Minister is open and welcome to correspondence.


BY ORDER — DANIEL SAVAGE

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